Shrinkage Boner

When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.

I just got out of the pool and I totally have a shrinkage boner, want to see?

by Tommy_Z December 13, 2012

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tummy boner

When you are eating something amazing and it makes you ooh and ahh - precedes a foodgasm.

I am eating Amy's Frito Pie. I have a major tummy boner.

by Rip van Heusen April 13, 2016

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reg boner

Being overtly enthusiastic about enforcing rules and regulations. Most commonly used in military circles.

The act of getting excited sexually by the enforcement of unimportant rules and regulations.

OMG there goes Mikey with another reg boner....

by IMightBeBatman June 4, 2013

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boner sleeve

Slang term used to describe a condom.

Phil: So ... you nail that cute bit of ass last night?

Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.

by TMA-1 July 28, 2011

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Darling Boner

A condition that is caused by the sudden arrival of Darling after an extended period of absence. The last major outbreak of Darling boners occured when he returned from UofT several years ago. Experts believe that Darling boners are expected to become a seasonal outbreak every Christmas and Summer for the next several years.

Jeremy: Dude did you hear that Darling is coming back for christmas?!?!?!
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND

by Jeremyrulestheworld December 16, 2012

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