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biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.
When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!
by SildogintheNatti July 13, 2017
mugGet the biscuit muffmug.

Vid biscuit

3 v’s and an umph!
by Sexy videos April 10, 2021
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always take the biscuit

A term that when used gives people enormous power and strength for a short period of time.
When Larry was losing a fight a stranger yelled from a far always take the biscuit fam, Larry suddenly became a fucking Ninja Master and kicked the shit out of his opponents.
by D_A_M_3727 May 31, 2018
mugGet the always take the biscuitmug.

Dark biscuit

A newly defined sexual orientation of 2021.
Someone who identifies as dark biscuit gender is usually firmly straight, but would dunk into the bi-zone if the person was hot enough.
Adam: I was straight when I was with Eve, but I went full dark biscuit when I met Paul, he's a silver fox.
by Biscuits for dinner March 5, 2021
mugGet the Dark biscuitmug.

Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies
Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit
by Ryoko41981 June 10, 2018
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biscuit..laverne

Biscuit..laverne is a small Zoe Laverne fan page with around 400 followers at the time. She is probably the least toxic/problematic person you’ll see in the fandom lol
Idk what to say uhh..if you see this hiiii i love your videos!

The only thing i can think of to say is “Hi biscuit..laverne i love you” lol since it makes me type something
by EvilDonutsss December 21, 2020
mugGet the biscuit..lavernemug.

Shit n' biscuits

A term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn't turn out the way you want it.
Example #1
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!

Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!
by Droteratti August 25, 2011
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