semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Wrinkle Biscuit

Elderly folk; sometimes shortened down to "wrinkle bisc".

"Tonight I am going to my wrinkle biscuit's house for milk and cookies."

by Wrinkle Biscuit January 11, 2015

need a biscuit

when a ridiculously twiggy person (usually female) walks by and has noassatall. (see noassatall).

ex.: "Damn, that girl need a biscuit!"

by Guit-Fiddler October 28, 2013

glazed biscuit

When guys cum on a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it.

I'll challenge you to a glazed biscuit!

by this website is fucked up November 4, 2013

fisty biscuit

The act of shoving your hand up another's anus and tickling their insides while yelling "fisty biscuit!"

"Dude, my girlfriend wanted me to fist her last night, so I gave her a fisty biscuit!"

"I shoved my hand up this kid's asshole, then pulled it out and called it a fisty biscuit"

by John Hecklmeyer (Myth) November 27, 2013

Dick Biscuit

Something that you call someone who is being a total douche

" Rusev is such a Dick Biscuit"

by Jakey Pie March 9, 2015

pancake in a biscuit

When 2 people obviously are attracted to each other but try and make it subtle. It is normally used as a code word to cue an inside joke between a group of people.

Cody yells, "Pancake in a biscuit!" as he notices Jon and Kate are at it again.

by Whaddupfam September 28, 2015