Spanish Biscuit

What a non native speaker calls their Spanish girlfriend.

“Who is she Órlaith?”
“Oh she’s my Spanish Biscuit” says Órlaith

by Foreigner lover 299 February 12, 2025

biscuit

A food that tastes good

DEEZ BISCUITS

by Minvirnignirgientirtni5 March 30, 2017

Finger biscuit

The nasty junk that rolls up between your fingers when rubbed together.

That gross guy picked his ear and got his finger biscuit in my ice cream! Ewww

by Plac3b0 May 4, 2018

smelly jelly biscuit

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”

Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front

by sugarmelon September 7, 2021

Palm the Biscuit

The act of reaching behind you in a restaurant to grab another diner’s baked goods. OR
The act of pleasuring oneself physically

Paul can actually palm the biscuit from two tables away.

Their 15 year old spends all of his time palming the biscuit.

by Hot P October 18, 2021

Hungarian Biscuit

When, during the sexual act, the man inserts his finger in the partners ass and, when he removes it, some part of the finger is brown.

Man, yesterday i was getting some action and Gabriella gave me an hungarian biscuit.

by gapsone June 16, 2022

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.

by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020