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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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Wyatts Brother(s)

The hottest daddies in the world... Right below Wyatt.
Wyatts Brother(s) the hottest men in the damn world
by anonymous October 5, 2022
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My brother in christ

Meaning bro, homie, or some sort of word relating to friend.
Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"
by berriboy January 31, 2024
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Jonas Brothers

I can already hear the 14-year-old white girls.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.
by 7568ino December 25, 2023
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Bernie Brothers

The Bernie Brothers are two very liberal brothers. They're obnoxious Bernie Sanders supports who say things like "feel the bern" and "Bernie or bust" very often, even if it isn't relevant at all. They were woke before woke was a political term, and they've been supporting Bernie since the day they were born. Nobody knows where they came from, but everyone knows who they are.
Person A: Did you see that the Bernie Brothers got into a fight with Tanner again?
Person B: Yeah, they got super pissed at him because he said that he didn't vote for Bernie
by Wadda 147 July 2, 2023
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Twinkie Brothers

When two bros cum inside their girlfriends.
"Man now we're Twinkie Brothers!"
by TwinkieBrother December 26, 2016
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Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

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Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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