child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth
yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend
by May 26, 2024
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ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child
Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*
by predator101 May 31, 2023
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Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.
"What's Small Child Fingernails?"

"A Secret."
by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019
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Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.
_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
by Toroz May 30, 2018
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Empty Child

The Empty Child Is A Child With A Gas Mask Fused To His Face, Who Constantly Asks For His Mummy, The Origin Of The Gas Mask Plague Of WW2 And The Main Antagonist Of The Doctor Who Series 1 Two Parter, The Empty Child And The Doctor Dances.
Empty Child: Are You My Mummy?

Random Man: No, What Are You On About?
by I Have W2S Disorder October 31, 2021
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Child support aversion

the act of behaving or changing one's behavior to avoid being put on them papers.
1. a tactic, act, or actions that tricks one's baby momma
He acted like they were together in an tactic called child support aversion.
by Dasupawiz June 30, 2018
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madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.
He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.
by RTBSTRD November 05, 2013
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