by fruitisnackyo November 5, 2021

Ask your crush out!
girl : why did you ask me out on December 8? was there a reason?
boy : it was as ur crush out day and it was a cute reason!
boy : it was as ur crush out day and it was a cute reason!
by xxxdistgfrlmao December 6, 2021

Delay-sent email.
Your boss works late into the night, but instead of sending you emails at 11:30 pm, she delay-sends them so they arrive at 8 am. You arrive at work with a half-dozen of new tasks that appear just as you're settling to the date. You hate this!
Your boss works late into the night, but instead of sending you emails at 11:30 pm, she delay-sends them so they arrive at 8 am. You arrive at work with a half-dozen of new tasks that appear just as you're settling to the date. You hate this!
Anson arrives at work, sits in his cubicle, logs on. At 7:59 am, his box is empty and he takes a sip of his coffee. Anson turns away for just a second, but when he turns back a minute later, he finds that 8 new emails just appeared in his mailbox. His manic boss wrote the emails overnight and sent to them to arrive at 8. "Aaagh, 8 Mail!! I hate when does that!!
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by isuckatlife123 March 20, 2022

Jack is a &U-=80up;y90otg98ir76
by iamalexiliporer November 3, 2020

if ur're born on December 8 u have a big dick not only but u are also a Sagittarius which means you have big titties :)
by suckmytoes99 November 23, 2021
