The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.
Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024
Get the Rubber Band Manletmug. by return to monke March 3, 2022
Get the kram man bandmug. Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓
Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓
Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022
Get the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Bandmug. Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.
Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?
- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
by ztothex August 21, 2022
Get the Band Dadmug. The metal ring attached to the bottom of a shotgun barrel that holds the barrel onto the magazine tube
by Gunfighter November 29, 2010
Get the Barrel Bandmug. by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 16, 2025
Get the Nationial Kiss a Band Kid Daymug. A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.
1. A large group of people that are all family.
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!
by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019
Get the Marching bandmug.