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n.
1. a girl, who, like a groupie, hangs out with a certain group of rock stars. however, unlike a groupie she's "there for the music" and is a true inspiration to rock and roll. she also supposedly refuses to sleep with rock stars and claims that groupies only do so to be near someone famous. penny lane from the movie almost famous is the quintessential bandaid.
2. in metaphorical terms, a girl who hangs out with a certain fraternity. unlike fraternity groupies, whom the brothers tend to loathe, she does not sleep with the brothers, aka, the rock stars. she has been known to, on occasion, give a boy a blow job. she is an inspiration to the brothers, and when she is not around, her presence is missed, for she is quite a precious asset to the boys.
girl 1: my name is polexia aphrodesia, but you can call me polly. so, penny, how's it going?
girl 2: well, i've got my eye on that hot drummer over there. what about you?
girl 1: there's a fratastic guitarist up on the stage that i'd just love to go home with tonight. but i'll behave...as always...
bandaid by callmemadame February 12, 2005
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BANDAID is an acronym for Bitch Ass Niggas Deserve An Immediate Death. It was created by a man known as SK who is the leader of a gang called SNL, or the Street Niggas for Life.

BANDAID and BANDED are two mantras, two of few pieces of information that is publicly known about the SNL gang.
Guy 1: "Yo, that fool just stole all your money, man!"

Guy 2: "Don't worry. BANDAID, my nigga, BANDAID."
BANDAID by bandit2222222 July 9, 2009
A condom. Goes along with the slang "cut," meaning "fuck."
Can I cut ya? I got a box of bandaids in my Escalade, I ain't playin'.
bandaid by DaveLong February 8, 2005
Someone who is always hurt in a sport; or always gets reinjuried after getting healthy.
1) "Bak get back on the ice you fucking bandaid."
2) "Your hurt again? You are a fucking bandaid."
Bandaid by B Roz December 8, 2004
Girl 1: Wana go to the mall with me to get some bandaids?
Girl 2: Yeah sure I need some too!
bandaid by okie dokies. July 11, 2009
a disease that band members get when they have sex with hoes A.K.A Baylee Boon
Bob got bandaids from Baylee Nicole Boon
Groupie, Homies. Gromies. GIrls that are there when you need them. or if you wanna be more polite "muses"
I went through a whole pack of bandaids last week. I can barely feel my dick anymore.
Bandaid by BloodyHellMate February 20, 2015