zipperdick

when you pinch you dick in your zipper on you jeans, shorts, ect

OUCH FUCK! I JUST ZIPPERDICKED MYSELF

by motoman97 October 10, 2008

Guatamalan zipper

The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.

Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.

by hookah guttah 4 July 3, 2009

zipper line

A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls

"quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy"
"but I can't, I'm too scared to ski the zipper line"

by Paul S. W. September 5, 2006

Zipperlicker

1. One who licks zippers
2. One who actively participates in oral sex, being the giver not the taker
3. Cock sucker

Tim: He's such a zipperlicker...
Sam: I know, he tried to get me just last week.

Cynthia: Go away, you zipperlicker!

by Josh18423452343 December 31, 2010

God Zipper

The rough area of a man's body between his anus and testicles. It manifests as a thin bumpy line of skin similar to a scar. Legend has it that when God created Adam, he stuffed him full of his internal organs and such, and stitched him up, leaving only a small scar behind his balls.

The God Zipper, also available on the Old Navy Hooded Fleece.

by Jim Deep November 30, 2007

zipperfish

1. vagina
2. hilarious online radio show hosted by The Walrus

1. Kate's zipperfish is getting a little loose.
2. STFU i'm watching zipperfish.

by sexytimek December 1, 2010

zippermonkey

a girl who likes sex,a girl who sleeps around alot

She is a real zippermonkey

by Newblood February 14, 2005