Zipper Trolling

Walking through a heavily populated area with your cash and prize is hanging out the front of your pants.

The wedding party was a hit until Tony decided he would do some zipper trolling after the last dance! He left with a lady on each arm that doesn’t talk with the bride and groom much anymore.

Zipper Trolling by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026

Zipper spider

A piece of pubic hair that comes out of a woman's zipper pants like a shopping bag being blown in the wind

look at that Zipper spider, it has this sexy girls DNA on it

Zipper spider by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck April 18, 2026

Unzipping the Zipper 

A term used to describe any sort of irresponsible action, not just an irresponsible sexual encounter.

Ignoring the $6.79 in his account, Jeremy told me he was "unzipping the zipper" by buying a $400 flat-screen television for his new apartment.

Unzipping the Zipper by Keeping the Zipper Zipped July 25, 2009

jesus zipper 

Jesus Zipper, the line of skin that goes from the base of your man stick (penis) straight down and around your pill pouch (scrotum) all the way to your brown star (anus).

The term Jesus Zipper was coined by AJ Styles after a mishap in the ring that left him straddling the ropes in an unceremonious fashion. During an interview he said "I landed right on my Jesus Zipper."

jesus zipper by Rattleshark December 7, 2016

Bloody zipper 

To get a part of the body caught in ones zipper causing the skin to bleed.

I was in so much of a hurry for work this morning that I ended up giving myself a bloody zipper.

Bloody zipper by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

california zipper 

A stable line usally above the belly button from gunshot wounds typical with gangmembers.

Got that California zipper boy

california zipper by bowhunter212 July 30, 2016

Zimmerman Zipper

An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.

After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.

Zimmerman Zipper by Coan Bone June 14, 2009