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New Zealand

wanna go to "New Zealand"?

No. i want to go to Australia.
by Snapestar June 12, 2009
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zella mayzell

I love ZELLA MAYZELL so much that I can't stop listening to them because they're amazing and obviously the best band in the entire universe.
by Candi January 14, 2005
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ZEELAND

A SMALL TOWN (NEARBY HOLLAND) WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS EXCEPT FOR GETTING HARASSED FOR NOT BEING WHITE ENOUGH. ALSO KNOWN AS "CHURCH-TOWN"
I HATE TRAVELING THRU ZZEELAND TO GET TO GRAND RAPIDS
by COLORBLIND October 18, 2008
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New Plymouth, New Zealand

Small city where noone indicates while driving. Full of teens who do laps around the 3 blocks that is town, 2-something men who like 14-yo girls.
High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.
"New Plymouth, New Zealand is a small town in Taranaki"
"I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!"
"I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"
by NZGirl December 21, 2009
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Zelma

A person with a lot of complex emotions. Is very beautiful but loud at times. Has a love for all things cute and dark. Also probably gay.
Zoe: What do you think of the new girl in class?

Zion: She's totally a Zelma
Zam: Nah i think she's just emo
by Thetiggestbitties69 May 7, 2021
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Zelma

pretty girl with beautiful dimples. Likes music and loves Coronas. She is full of laughter and super funny. She can be loud at times due to her spanish heritage. She is part of a show called "Zel N Mel".
by mzqt77 February 5, 2010
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New Zealand

Better than Australia. That's all you need to know, nah but really though, one of the most beautiful countries you will ever encounter. The nicest and most laid back people ever, who can actually take a joke and not get butthurt like the Aussies.
Example 1.
English men: Ever met a kiwi before?
Aussie: Fuck yeah, best cunts you'll ever meet.

Example 2.

Aussie: Fucken sheep shagger
Kiwi: Fucken aye, where do you think all your lamb comes from?

Aussie: .......
Kiwi: Straight from New Zealand, think about that when the gravy is running down your chin.
by Justakiwiinaus November 13, 2016
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