Zipper Punch

An accurately, but unintentionally placed punch below the belt line, with the aggressor usually being a child and the victim being a male, either the childs age or older.

The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.

My daughter and I were roughhousing the other day and she leveled me with a Zipper Punch. And I almost passed out. Atta girl.

by HigherThanAMile November 15, 2010

Zippertits

A woman who has undergone a breast reduction surgery. The term fits because the stitches resemble zip teeth across the wound.

"Ellen page? It's Elliot Page the zippertits now"

by Manualinstallation August 19, 2022

zapped

very high off drugs; marijuana.

Damn dogg we smoked hella trees, I'm zapped!

by Ric Dank December 23, 2003

Zampers

Zampers...
aka Zamps

Reference to a females breasts... especially large breasts.

When referring to a fat bloke with man boobs you can call them Manpers.

"Rare check out the zamps blud"...
"ZAMPERS!!!" (pointing at a huge pair of tits)...

by ldndon March 16, 2008

ZaPpeh

Someone that both sucks and is a twat.

Zappeh, you suck.
Zaps a twat.

by All of #fortress.uk July 22, 2004

zipperhead

Coined during the korean war and became widely popular during the vietnam war. Referring to the way the head of an asian enemy tended to split open when shot in the middle of the forehead. This splitting is due to the frontal skull suture found in mongoloid bone structure. massive directed trauma to the forehead will often cause the skull to split along the suture line causing the head to appear as if opened by a zipper.

The zipperheads were overrunning our position.

by jreb333 March 13, 2011

zipper

A zipper is a slang name for a ounce of weed....

I cant pay my rent until I sell this zipper...

by Dave buttox May 18, 2004