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zamboni

When having intercourse doggy style the gentleman pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back then spreeds his seed copiously over her back. She then has to find some sort of object to reach around behind her to scrape the dried ejaculant off. A similar effect can be reached by having expert aim to hit the exact spot where she can't reach...this variation is called the Ice Scraper.
That shits so thick she could deflect bullets off her back after the Zamboni was finished.
by unsavery January 6, 2006
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Zambon

Italien surname...Pronounced as written

It is not people that sneak up on Catholic school girls cause as we all know it is them who sneak up on us!!!

The term homosexual can NOT to be applied to Zambons in general, as it is the personal preference of each Zambon what sexuality he/she would like to be.
Joe Zambon is not a gay who creeps up on catholic school girls
by Joedetic April 2, 2005
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Zambo

Person1: "Wow, I just seen Zambo.."
Person2: "OMG! Can you please ask him to add me, hes so great!!"
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zamboozie

whoever can't fucking turn you on; loser; obligation ; just fake it
Zamboozies are often stick-like men with stick-like instruments
by Stephanie SH Kanthadai August 27, 2008
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zamboni

A piece of cloth (e.g. hankerchief, sock, underwear, t-shirt) that is used to clean up any and all spills in a college dorm room.
"Oh crap I just spilled my beer...Get the Zamboni!"
by Doc October 24, 2004
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Zuleyma Zamora

A little monster that popped right of the womb with her mom's dildo in hand. She then grew up as a gremlin who enjoyed masturbating, using green beans (yeah, and your mom though you were eating them.) Her life reach an all time high as she discovered "anal penetration." Her life has currently plateaued as she is rigorously studying university level research how to harvest a penis from her shin, the left one to be exact.
The infamous Zuleyma Zamora is currently above me in our loft, making sweet love to cool cat.
by fgewgfpoophrejkhr June 4, 2011
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zamboni

A sexual act in which a female is held upside down by a male or female partner who performs cunnilingus on her, all erstwhile the two walk in unison.

This is not for novices, people with back problems, or pregnant women. This also works best when the "zamboni driver," if you will, is a midget of taller variation.

For an added challenge, especially for straight couples, the female and male switch positions.
After her successful floor routine, the gymnast was rewarded by her coach with a breathtaking zamboni.

I was short on cash so for my girlfriend's birthday I just gave her a zamboni. That did the trick.

The crowd cheered with much enthusiasm as the zamboni came out onto the rink. Unfortunately, it fell over.

Zamboni, teabag! You guys are such butts!
by mad dizzle February 14, 2006
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