yo clit like a python

Means what (not to be confused with what?). Response to anything that doesn't make sense.

"I always blinds then."

"yo clit like a python"

by David February 11, 2005

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

eat a dick yo

a magical assembly of words which could imply multiple meanings: tell someone to "buzz off", affirmation of excitement, tell someone they are incorrect, an expression of excitement, ect.

Statement: Nick is going to absolutely crush you in the hot dog eating contest, you stand no chance.

Response: Eat a dick yo!

by Holmania August 9, 2008

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023

imma pop a cap in yo ass

An Agressive Slang, meaning the user is going to shoot someone

50cent "yo biatch! fuck yo nigga ass!"
DmX " Yo imma pop a cap in yo ass"
Joe Fagan "Damn, Thats Wack

by Joe Fagan February 18, 2004

pop a cap in yo ass

Ebonics for: "discharging a firearm into your body with the intent to cause grievous bodily harm"

nigga: yo son, you scuffed ma tims, imma pop a cap in yo ass

white man: ????

translator: he says because you have accidentally stepped on his costly Timberland footwear and caused small particles of debris to reside on said footwear, he will discharge a firearm into your body with the intent to cause grievous bodily harm

white man: :(

by Young Reezie December 13, 2009

Bust a cap in yo ass

To shoot an individual with a gun.

You bitch, getin all swoa, Im gunna bust a cap in yo ass!

by James/Skeeter/Drex March 16, 2003