WILF

White boy I’d love to fuck.

Sis, now Chris Hemsworth? That’s a WILF:

by invaderkay April 15, 2020

Wilford Brimley

n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters

Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!

by ukilledthecat July 18, 2020

Wilf

Wolf I'd like to fuck.

Damn, that wilf is so sexy. I want his dog dick all up in me.

by Mr. Canis October 30, 2020

wilf

women i’d like the fuck

milf but you don’t have to be a mom

“Are you a wilf?”

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When you have reached the pinnacle of your boredom smashing keyboard letters in a pattern and have even typed qrupdhlcn so you think “Let’s offset that by 1! No one can possibly know this!” and then you see this page

Joe: “UGHH I typed everything I could think of. What do I type??
Bob: “Have you typed wtiafjzvm?”
Joe: “OMG HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT?!?”
Joe: *types wtiafjzvm*
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Bob: “Seems like you still need to train to reach your maximum bordom.”
Joe: :(

by JustANameForAPseudonym March 31, 2021

Wilford Brimley

Perhaps best known for his mustache and commercials for diabetes testing supplies from Liberty Medical, he also promoted Quaker Oats and acted in several films, starring in 'Cocoon' and acting alongside Tom Cruise in 'The Firm.' He was a great man.

Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.

by Dizzler420 July 13, 2021

Wilf

Will I'd like to fuck

"Yo bro, this Wilf I met at the bar had some jacked biceps"

by WilfLover69 September 22, 2021