train wreck

1. a person who has many medical/mental problems and is in failing condition

2. any difficult or disastrous situation

Boy, He was turning out to be a train wreck.

train wreck by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2009

Sexless Wreck

The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.

Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.

Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.

Sexless Wreck by Arthur Riddic Oldman March 23, 2011

midnight train wreck 

While having sex doggy style, you turn the girl towards the side of the bed, pull her arms out and thrust her off the side of the bed onto the floor face first.

Last night we got a little rough and while doin' her doggy style I accidentally gave her the midnight train wreck.

midnight train wreck by Obie1 March 3, 2007

New Jersey Train Wreck 

A situation that occurs when I group of guys get together to gang-bang a girl, but the girl leaves right as the event is starting. The guys then end up fucking each other instead.

Me and my boys were going to run train on this bitch, but she bolted and we ended up in a New Jersey train wreck.

New Jersey Train Wreck by Lumberjack80 November 3, 2007

train wreck

train wreck is a type of weed

listen to any e-40 or bay area rapper song

train wreck by thizzle washington January 17, 2004

the train wreck 

The man is having sex with the girl doggy style, her hands firmly planted on head board, when shes about to cum, he knocks her hands away, "train wreck-pile up"into the headboard.

I was loving this girl till she called me the wrong name, so I used " the train wreck" on her.

the train wreck by Angry Doc December 24, 2013

Check Thyself Before Thy Wreck Thyself 

also known as the 11th commandment, is essentially a rule where you need to think hard about what you're about to say to make sure that you don't say something bad that happens to apply to you too.

to put yourself in a corner by your own statement or action.

ghost 1: man ghosts are such losers

ghost 2: dude, you're a ghost.

ghost 1: bro, you're right

ghost 2: check thyself before thy wreck thyself...

Check Thyself Before Thy Wreck Thyself by count philosopher April 1, 2016