woof

a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another

woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense

The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark

"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof

by Goou December 1, 2019

woof

get a hint of a beverage

“wow i got a woof of that vodka”

by jajahshjs April 28, 2021

Woof

Like a dog, but more fierce and higher up in the pet social hierarchy. A word pronounced like wolf, but is used whenever your pets (most likely dogs) talk in their special voice.

*Pet Speaking* "I am not a dog, but a woof! Those dogs bow to me whenever I pass."

by ANIMAL_LOVER \_-o-_/ January 13, 2022

Woofed

A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof

"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"

by ImJones November 26, 2018

woof

something you say when things are not going great.

person a: i heard kelsey and david are dating again.
person b: woof. they are toxic together.

by phynneas February 28, 2022

dingle dangle woof-woof

Verb : An idiotic noise, usually made in someone’s sleep.

You were Dingle dangle woof-woofing last night!

by William Shakesphere May 19, 2022

Woof

Woof can be compared to the sayings such as that sucks, woah, and damn.

This can be defines as coming into contact with something that just simply sucks.

Amber: I just got with a grenade

Jess: oh woof better luck next time

Jenny: I got a flat tire someone come scoop!

Julia: woof I’m at work rn dawg

by Woof master June 17, 2021