Weekend Wifey

The girl you’re smashing, cashing out, and caking on the weekend without putting up with her Monday through Friday bullshit.

I lowkey blacked out with my weekend wifey on Saturday.

I called my weekend wifey an ubes on Sunday night.

by Seagoose May 12, 2018

rezes.wifey

My favourite mutual, the kindest most funny person to exist and you all better follow her and join her harem. She is also so unbelievably sexy and hot.

Person 1: Who is rezes.wifey?

Person 2: Rezes.wifey is the swaggiest, coolest person you will meet on TikTok with the best content as well.

Person 1: Cool😎

by Imveryhot_ May 30, 2021

wifey

"WIFEY (why-fee) n - A female entitled to call his phone any time of the day or night, make herself at home at his home, occupy his free time, keep him out of trouble, defend him at all times even when he's not around! (and vice versa), make sure he's happy (because he does the same for her), have all of his attention.
TRANSLATION>>> The one that ALL the girls love to HATE!!

Thats my wifey, I'm never letting her go.

by the best wifey January 27, 2008

free wired

when u free to be yourself and wild out.. and stay wired all night to party, stay online...

and stay connected with the cherrybomber on cherrytree

all family still together

I'm free wired

Far East Movement was free wired.

by aforada May 23, 2010

wired deal

When an organization solicits competitive bids for a project, but they manipulate either the requested specifications or the judging criteria such that a pre-determined "winner" was in place all along, this is known as a wired deal.

When the Wikimedia Foundation needed office space for additional workers in January 2009, even though a competitive search for leased space was conducted, the fix was in, and a wired deal made sure that Wikia, Inc. (co-founded by the founder of the Wikimedia Foundation) got the rental contract.

by The Wiki Defender September 4, 2009

Wireless Tron

A transformer type robot which can tune into any radio station around the world , it has sattelites for ears and is roughly about "15ft tall which can sometimes vary due to its ethnic background and social status. the most common wireless tron is neat and very outgoing and has a strange obsession with WILL.I.AM. This is most likely because every wireless tron is programmed to automatically tune into to black eyed peas hits. In some rare cases the wireless tron can become ill with what is known as the 'robotic black plague' this is when 'Friday' by rebecca black gets jammed in its satelite this is very painful and can sometimes cause the wireless tron to shut down. but it can be prevented by having your wireless tron listen to Elton john daily. prices may vary on the wireless tron for a regular tron its usually costs about $999.000
but there are a few knocks of the actual thing that are twice as good:
Micro tron-a smaller version of the tron costs about $40.00
suntron-a tron that is also a sunbed costs about $60.00
fighttron-a tron that can fight your battles costs about $1,000
Danceatron- a tron that can shake it ! costs around $100

Hey wireless tron

by awsomeJLSterxx June 2, 2011

Wire's Remorse

The feeling of emptiness after completing all five seasons of the best show on television.

Dude: I think I'm going to donate my TV to Goodwill. There's nothing on television worth watching.

Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.

by Mosquito Tweeter February 4, 2012