myles

the biggest simp that has ever walked this planet. wont stop smelling his s/o’s jumper.
“damn that myles person is one fruity simp right there!”
by hoe-ly September 09, 2021
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Myles

Myles is the kind of friend you want with you at a party. And also on a date. And also on a sports team. And just in general. He’s the kind of person everyone likes, even if they try not to. His sense of humor is almost as delicious as his style, even if it’s mostly sarcasm. He’s tall, obviously, and has great hair. Men better look out, bc he’ll steal your girl without trying. But under his cool and collected exterior, he’s also a big goofball with a sensitive side he tries to hide. If you have the privilege of having a friend like Myles, you’ll have someone who’s fun and caring and notices little things about you, and a friend who stays by your side no matter what
Rebecca: “Who’s that over there twerking on the dance floor?”

Lee: “Oh that’s Myles”
by Blueman444 November 22, 2021
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Myles

A "person" named Myles, is typically a perverted faggot who likes to have balls shoved down his throat. Also typically british.
Bro, that faggot at school is definitely a Myles..
by JFK-69696969 January 12, 2022
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Myles Grozier

Myles Grozier is a hard working person, but sad. A myles grozier has not to many friends but somehow everyone knows him
by Kristopher davis October 08, 2020
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When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 08, 2014
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A Myles

A young boy who is only attracted to older girls. Similar to the definition of a cougar.
Wow that freshman is such a myles with that senior girl!
by Oliviaolivia December 05, 2016
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Myles Mutations

When your skin starts bubbling, bumps explode on your face and your head gets longer.
OMG! Johnny is having a Myles Mutations, HUS SKIN IS BUBBLING UP!!!
by Nugget tip January 16, 2020
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