odd-number wheeling

The act of joining multiple couples to an activity or event whilst being the only one without a partner.

I once watched a live concert with four of my friends and their respective partners. I can't believe I was odd-number wheeling to four couples.

by Dianesidhe May 5, 2022

Wellington

Alternative name (popular in Great Britian) for water-proof boots. Also another term for romo or Raging Homosexual. 'Wellingtonians' often talk about what they want to do, but never do it - instead they have gay anal secks, possibly also felching of giraffes and anal-insertion of quails whilst tonguing each other and thinking "I'm not gay I'm not gay".

Wellingtonian 1: "Oh no, my bike is dirty somehow - I mean I never ride it!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."

-later on-

Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"

by Jamaican Meornay September 10, 2007

Wheeling

Wheeling is when you Know that someone has a crush on you and they Know that you have a crush on them.

We are wheeling

by Zoe Power November 23, 2016

Wellington

stoic fellow that asks very random questions. Tends to make people laugh and is really tall. practices abstinance not by choice, but because no one wants to have sex with a Wellington. also is very theatrical and spunky. when he does have sex he prefers the eiffel tower position with another guy... usually his roommate.

You have to really try hard to have another Wellington night.

by Dante Wellington March 13, 2012

Four-wheeling

When two couples hang out together, completely aware of the separate relationships. Stems from the much less fortunate term third wheel.

Sarah and I didn't want to go to the movie alone, so we went four-wheeling with Ben and Audrey.

by Dkwksodp June 22, 2014

Wellington Wand

From New Zealand: A poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his penis to artificially increase its size.

Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.

by Doug Ruggles October 28, 2007

Wheeling it

When someone is doing really good at something. Or going fast on something. In some cases doing something goofy.

Woah, that dude is wheeling it!

by Killin it July 23, 2013