wheat thins

A baked cracker who tastes SO good it could make your soul leave your body just so it could become a wheat thin.

Did you hear Wheat Thins can cure CANCER?!
My g/f and I love Wheat Thins, because thats how we met.
Cause of death, Wheat Thins, do you concur Dr. Hyde? I concur.

by fuuon October 10, 2005

WHAP

A hard ass class that will require you to stress over the smallest insignificant shit like not reading the last page of the chapter.

Also, includes some stuck up pieces of shits that act like they know everything and give you the dirtiest look for not remembering when a boat crossed the ocean. Fucking fucktrumpets.

"Dude, are you taking WHAP?"
"Yeah, Mr. Mansfield gave us a fuck ton of homework due on Friday cuz you know, we don't have any other homework for 7 different classes."

by ratchetgirl1011 June 12, 2014

weapons of ass destruction

A fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.

Harry used his weapon of ass destruction to lay the town to waste.

by Ass Destructor July 5, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

Something people believe the Iraqis have because of 50 percent media, 50 percent Bush, and 0 percent truth.

If there's one thing Bush is good at, it's lying.

by TheBurninator December 11, 2003

Whapper

A gravity bong hit. This is a specific type of gravity bong hit originated in Akron, Ohio. The bong hit is taken from a two-liter soda bottle, which has had its bottom removed. The cap of the bottle has a bowl head that is placed into the top. This contraption is then inserted in to a source of water that covers at least half the bottle. Insert smoke. Pull the bottle from the water while the cap is attached. Hold a lighter to the bowl while gravity forces the smoke magically into the bottle. Remove the cap and let Sir Isac Newton do the rest.

Jr and Porter were always high from whappers.

by THE TONY BANANAS August 27, 2008

weapons of mass destruction

The only phrase that you can remember coming out of George W. Bush's mouth.

George W. Bush: Weapons of mass destruction.

by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004

weapon

insult - meaning: thick, a fool, a tool,

"Dave shut it ya weapon"

"That Daves a fcukin weapon sometimes"

by Tom Pritchard August 31, 2007