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carrying a mule's weight

not capable of doing something; when you got too much strain on you already{as seen in the video game for Playstation 2, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance}
I can't do that too, boss, I'm carrying a mule's weight already.
by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003
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cock weight

the excuse given by those accused of being overweight, implying their excess weight can be attributed to a large and heavy schlong.
"mate you're a fat shit"
"nah dude its all cock weight
by Glavič1 April 6, 2011
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sash weight

A weight used in old windows to help with opening and closing, usually built into the wall around the window.

A solid and well defined shit that resembles the above.
I think the sash weight broke of the window.

I gonna go drop off a sash weight in the bathroom.
by Westley E November 6, 2007
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put some weight on it

To increase the volume or strength of something.
Damn this Blowfly track is hot, put some weight on it.
by agentlovelette August 25, 2006
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Shake Weight Shot

A person uses a shake weight about chest high in front of their body. The weight is tilted slightly back pointed towards their face. After a short time motioning the weight up and down another person pours a shot into into the users mouth. Preferably something white and/or creamy like Baileys Irish Cream.
Wow my girlfriend did a shake weight shot at a party last night!

What's that?

You don't know? You should go to urbandictionary.com
by Big Matt (shot inventor) November 20, 2010
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Effective Ways to Lose Weight

Simply put, these are weight-loss methods that will work for anyone. They are simple, inexpensive, and don't require medicines or bulky, complicated machinery.

1. EAT IN MODERATION- This means don't go out and eat 6 Big Macs, 2 family sized pizzas, 4 extra-large bags of fries when a small bag of fries with a normal-szed burger will do.

2. EXERCISE MORE OFTEN- If you're a kid, participate in your PE class (No, sitting on the bleachers and discussing whether Ja-Rule is gay or not doesn't count!) frequently. If you're an adult, jog around the block or join an exercise class.

3. TRY A GREATER VARIETY OF FOODS- Don't just eat junk food and chips; try someting spicy or savory once in a while. Try to integrate more of the food groups into your daily diet as well.

4. LISTEN TO YOUR BODY- When you feel full, stop eating. It's as simple as that. Just save what you can for next time.

5. DON'T BELIEVE THE (LOW-FAT) HYPE!- Low- fat doesn't neccesarily mean 'low-fat'; it caould be loaded with dyes and added sweeteners.

6. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THOSE FAD DIETS- The only thing that will slim down is your wallet.
none needed
by Shawn B. February 6, 2006
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shake weight

shake weight - sexual act: to stroke another person's penis for sexual pleasure.
She wouldn't give me head, just a shake weight.

We only had time for a shake weight in the car on the way to the show.
by Daniel T. Anderson January 1, 2011
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