webagnose

to diagnose a medical condition using no educated experience and only info acquired via the Internet.

Doctor: What did you webagnose yourself with?
Drew: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Doctor: Well you can relax, it's just the flu.

by NoMSG October 25, 2010

webbage

the accumulation of information in your head that blocks your ability to continue to think clearly

I am going to go sit outside for ten minutes to clear the webbage out of my head so I can continue with the next project.

by Dr. Didi October 21, 2011

Webcamkillswitch

A true SIMP.

Bobby flexed his webcamkillswitch, and all the girls were amazed.

by Lorena Bobette April 30, 2020

Webtard

A person who either A.) Skims through a forum post and makes a response not dealing with anything that was discussed. B.) A Troll C.) 4chan

What the f%#! did that post have to do with anything I was talking about? What a webtard!

by iTails December 7, 2009

webface

1. a freak who chats on zanet
2. term meaning genius
3. a name created by coke meaning "anything else"

1. hello webface
2. look, he's a fucking webface!
3. bleh, it's just a webface

by Colin April 11, 2004

Webwatch

Watching a show on TV whilst chatting to a friend online who is also watching it. You can both talk about what's happening and catch up with eachother when needed.

Girl 1: "Hey, are you Webwatching Americas Next Top Model with me tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, sure!"

by xHeldOntoYou April 12, 2008

WebWarlord

Someone that thinks they are a webmaster. Their "skills" include ripping layouts from other sites and changing things around, and asking others for help on the most basic of things. To expand, they are also a noob that thinks it's their way or the highway.

Hey man, I ran across this guy the other day, a total WebWarlord.

by Esahp April 13, 2008