Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes

Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

Bradley wattson

The sweetest, most lovable guy you’ll ever meet he’ll never fail to make you smile and will be the bestest friend you’ve ever had he’s such a hard worker and even though ours up a tough front actually needs care and love too and someone to look out for him, always. Some might say you’ll even fall in love with him so keep him close because there’s nobody you’ll miss more.

“Omg is that bradley wattson” “I fuckin love that dude”

by moldy_bellybuttons June 15, 2022

Robert Patterson

Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday

That guy is such a Robert Patterson he can really give a good toe sucking.

by Antwonthedestoyrr October 16, 2022

Serkan Patterson

The name of someone who made a new word to prank his friends

Serkan Patterson made a word in urBAN dictionary

by hfkdsguidaufsauojfiqw'p;dsas;f May 16, 2023

Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”

FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard

by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023

Eamon Patterson

A 6’2 buff man with a 8 meter defeater. He’ll pull any girl he sees

Omg is that Eamon Patterson?

by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023

Eamon Patterson

Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size

Omg Eamon Patterson has w skibidi toilet Ohio sigma grimace shake baby gronk livvy dunne rizz

by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023