Modern Warfare 2

The reason that so many guys have begun to love their Xbox 360/PS3 more than their girlfriends. The leading cause of breakups in the UK, France, the United States, Canada, and Puerto Rico.
Girl (ex: Betty) "Why don't you ever text me any more?"

Guy (ex: Nathaniel) "I found a new love. Her name is Modern Warfare 2. Her parents are Infinity Ward and Activision. Tejbz said this would happen."
by Nizzle Chrizzle Pizzle April 29, 2010
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Hypo-logical Warfare

A conversation between one person talking in hypothetical and another talking in logic and poking holes in the hypothetical points.

Usually starts when someone speaks in hypothetical about an idea or a plan. And follows with someone poking a hole in the hypothetical argument.

The areguements can continue for a long time. One person finding new problems and one person solving them through hypothetical solutions. Making it almost a war between logic and hypothetical.
Thomas: Jeez its like Hypo-logical Warfare in there. Deans talking about would a lightsaber cut through Jesus.
Luke: And what was the the argument?
Thomas: Oisin said that the technology today wouldn't be able to sustain the power or intense heat a lightsaber emits.
Luke:Why is he bringing logic to a perfectly fine hypothetical thought?
Thomas: He obviously doesn't realize what hypothetical means.
by Dean CleaverStupid January 28, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

See: SBMM, Trash ass maps, camper infested, and overpriced cosmetic bundles. Any criticism is typically brushed off as a "skill issue" by the same kid that camps in a corner with his shotgun.
Instead of them fixing what's wrong with Modern Warfare 2, they add Nicki Minaj and more bundles😒.
by A Human Male July 31, 2023
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Woman: Say those three magic words!
Man: Unrestricted submarine warfare
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Modern Warfare Moment

When something unfair happens in Call of Duty Modern Warfare that no one can explain.
None of my bullets hit??
What a Modern Warfare Moment.
by ItsNotSeabass August 07, 2020
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Modern Warfare Workout

When someone thinks they are working out when they do various workouts during intermissions between Call of Duty games.
COD player: Whoa that was a good game, okay i gotta go take out the trash....

Other Player: Your pathetic everyone here knows your doing sit-ups you lazy sack of cum!

COD player: Sorry it's my Modern Warfare workout.
by Mr. Adominals of Steel January 15, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

The game in which you will never stop playing. And when you do your mind keeps playing........
Jose: You want to play some Futbol?

Enrique: Deploying C4

Jose: What?

Enrique: Shitttt Shot the dog he going for my neck

Jose; Dude modern warfare 2 fucked you up.

Enrique: Uav spotted. Get your Cold-blooded on
by Conor its me not a fake October 30, 2010
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