assisted suicide wank 

A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!

My friend did a suicide wank and won!!! Minus point for being an assisted suicide wank kind!!

assisted suicide wank by DopeDoge May 13, 2020

Slovenian Power Wank 

To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.

Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovenian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.

Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovenian tractor driver.

P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!

R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovenian Power Wank?

Slovenian Power Wank by meck meck meck meck April 5, 2010

seven wank wall 

The wall you hit after you have jerked off seven times in 24 hours. It is said that if you attempt an 8th wank your vision will go blurry and you will pass out.

Dude Abi Titmuss is so hot, she made me hit the seven wank wall, I tried the 8th and I woke up like an hour later with an aching crotch!

seven wank wall by 1337 Cookie Monster January 16, 2009

skank wank 

a skank wank is a girl/whore that you find irritating and would like to lay her down and wank all over to prove u dont need her for nothing and that ur independant

she is only worth a skank wank if that

skank wank by Jordan Pritchett August 27, 2006

Suicide wank chop 

Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.

'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'

Suicide wank chop by Renato1 July 30, 2015

Status Wank

When someone "likes" their own status on Facebook

John Smith is a status wanker

John Smith likes this

Status Wank by el foldo December 1, 2011

stamina wank 

To masturbate prior to sex thus increasing ones stamina during intercourse

John had not had sex for some time. He better have a stamina wank, or this could be over very quickly indeed

stamina wank by howard1976 June 7, 2014