Wank

the collective noun for a group of penises or peni, presumably attached to a body.

Look at that wank of law students who think they're all that and a bag of kettle chips, taking up all the seats in the cafeteria.

by Flu Z October 14, 2010

Wank

To stimulate the male penis by masturbating

Barron was wanking in his bathroom after he got blue balls.

by Supernam January 18, 2007

wanking

hitting a bong, or masturbating

hey mc shuljr wanna come wanking with my bong?

by peckerpenispants February 09, 2011

wanking

Discussing an unimportant, obscure issue for a long time

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012

wanking

self-indulgent pontificating or arguing, full of sound and fury but generally signifying (and accomplishing) nothing

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012

wanking

the motion when a fat kid walks

hey look at bryce! hes totally wanking!

by Jizzle! December 03, 2008

wanking

see being spiteful to naomi

I'm going to have a wank.
No the new term is 'being spiteful to naomi'

by Neg July 30, 2004