Walden

A school that proves that you can't buy creditability, good academic/professional standing or relevance. Known to most people as a marketing company that some how still maintains accreditation, they are basically a new style diploma mill.

You know Walden, it's the school that you mock for being lower than your local community college.

by spam spam spam July 29, 2009

Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

waldwick

waldwick is a small town where there are frequent house parties, blunt smoking, acid dropping, crack smoking, pill poppin animals, line blowin, drink beers, cum guzzling whores, and mexicans. and 2 niggers.

and the arandas

I'm going to go to Waldwick to smoke a blunt, fuck a whore, and drink some fortys with mah niggaz.

I heard waldwicks got that bubonic chronic.

by 201niggaz June 18, 2009

Waldenite

Term commonly used when refering to those that live in Walden NY. These people are said to be inbred (His father is his mother's brother!) and have no teeth.

you might be a waldenite if...
...Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.

...if the only ones in the family with a full mouth of teeth are under 16 years old.

by The Original Cheshire Cat March 20, 2011

slimy waldo

When a girl gives you a blowjob and you cum in her mouth. She spits the cum out into her hand and then proceeds to give you a handjob with it.

A: damn my girlfriend is a freak!
B: why, what did she do?
A: she starting giving me a bj and then turned it in to a slimy waldo!
B:Yeah!

by Throbo boy Jared May 9, 2006

Waldo

When a man goes into stealth mode once he is in a relationship and the inevitable complications begin to surface.

About the same as going ninja except he is still visible at his usual hangouts. Naturally, he will not present himself and repeatedly fades into a group of friends or complete strangers. An exhausting effort must be used to discover him and it will most likely give you a headache.

The female counterpart is known as Carmen Sandiego

Seeker: “I’ve been talking to this guy for a month and out of nowhere he went Waldo on me. I saw his F-150 at the bar last night but couldn’t find him. I even sent a text and he said he was buyin drinks.”

by Marius MM January 13, 2010

wald

A proper title to be placed onto the end of a name to make the person become miraculously proper and british.

Kadie was just a normal girl until she became Kadwald and suddenly became respeceted world wide.

by Tara Jones May 13, 2004