you were at my wedding denise

How dare you

You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise

by Sue Bell B March 27, 2019

Wedding Dick

A term used to describe ultimate hardness.

That turkey that you left in the freezer is as hard as a wedding dick!

by 0014, twice as good January 8, 2010

Oklahoma wedding cake

Corn bread. Usually with actual corn kernels baked in.

Go cook us some Oklahoma wedding cake to go with the chili

by sad_sagi September 6, 2010

Weddingitis

The ailment from attending too many weddings or the byproduct of having too many friends become engaged when you are still single. Side effects include outbursts of "AWWWWWW!!" and deep sighs. In severe cases, bouts of crying may occur. Symptoms also include: constant daydreams of finding your soulmate and believing that there is more to everything everyone says. Listening to Michael Buble may occur, as well as other slow jazz artists. Impulsive dancing has also been reported.

I've attending two weddings in the last month and two good friends have become engaged. I keep listening to the same Michael Buble song over and over! I have really bad weddingitis!

by JK Monday September 28, 2009

wedding atheist

A man (or woman) who although happy to have a long-term relationship, has absolutely no interest or belief in marriage.

Girlfriend: It's been 10 years now, can we talk about our marriage already?
Boyfriend: Oh shit didn't I tell you? I'm a wedding atheist

by Bodyscanner October 15, 2010

wedding cake

A wedding cake is a term used to describe a backed-up toilet that continues to be used. Each subsequent layer of feces and toilet paper creates an additonal layer to the "cake".

Man, you should see the wedding cake in the second stall. I just added a fifth layer to that thing!

by MMoose November 8, 2006

wedding ring

A tourniquet worn on one's ring finger.

John's life hasn't been the same since he got married, it's like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.

by Xcluxive April 19, 2007