Whitney

A person who complains about everything after a routine medical procedure

That girl is being such a Whitney, it was just a tubal!

by Kbrochaim December 29, 2019

Whitney

To have a graphically violent bowel movement that penetrates your nose, ears, and mouth. Whitneying, whitneyed

“Dude, I went to Chipotle for lunch. It was good but I’m totally gonna whitney.”

by handiginge December 18, 2017

Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.

omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.

by jakey breaky March 13, 2023

Whitney Durant

Tumblr Fangirl

“Wow that girl is such a Whitney Durant”

by Weirdwhitney October 6, 2017

Dane Whitney

a cool dude : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oh hey its that cool guy Dane Whitney

by emo_god_colby March 10, 2020

Whitney

Dumb vsco girl and I oop looking ass

Hi Whitney!
Whitney: “and I oop I dropped my hydro flask”

by Zach Brown 23 September 9, 2019

Whitney

Whitney is the name of a bully , she hates on lots of people , she dislikes her friends she is the type of girl that talks behind her friends backs, she has a bad sense in humour and a bad sense In men , Whitney is also the name of a really ugly Asian spoiled brat girl , she looks like she has a freakin unobrow in this case let’s call her Whitney Pimwong gross , she also stinks all the time let’s also use the name Whitney Rose gross , so never go by a Whitney if you do you will get instant bullying.

I hope I never meet a Whitney

by Julien Brass June 15, 2018