vegetable buddies

When a woman uses a vegetable to pleasure herself.

Stacy and that cucumber are going to be vegetable buddies.

by Tdub57 January 16, 2019

Vagina Vegetables

Another term for children. You plant a seed, grow them for 9 months, Fred them, water them, and they grow just like a vegetable!

$30 on Goldfish crackers?! These damn vagina vegetables be eatin me outta house and home!

by NerfHerderWords September 24, 2020

Vegetables

Vegetables so terrible that when throwing it in the trash the trash throws it back at you

You: To the trash you go vegetables

Trash: Take it back bitch thats eww

by Millimeter Defeater February 13, 2025

Vegetables

Harry Styles eats these thing for various benifits.

Interviewer (about hair): It grows back really fast, is there a product you are using?
Harry: (confused smiley "its kinda obvious " face) : vegetables.

by notFancyveryNancy June 12, 2021

Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Vegetism

Discriminating against certain vegetables for no apparent reason.

The cadet, in a traditional example of vegetism, was placed in CMC for cutting his romaine lettuce with a knife, knowing full well only iceberg is allowed to be so cut.

by grubecnerwal October 8, 2021

vegetable

a person who is mentally and physically unable to process anything

"Remember that kid on those tiktok lives he is such a vegetable"

by seijan September 21, 2023