Vaginal Cremation

When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.

I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation

by UncleCrustyOfYT December 20, 2015

vaginal sword

Complete anti rape device that would render any rapist's penis in pieces. It is worn around the vaginal opening and when intruded by unwanted cock it snaps shut with a simultaneous twisting motion.

Dwayne got his cut short in her vaginal sword

by Dr Kelvin Rhubarb July 12, 2016

Vaginal sabbath

When your girl is having her period and does not wish to have sex.

Man: hey babe, let's make sex."
Woman: "aw, wish I could but it's the vaginal sabbath."

by Pastor Vagenius July 7, 2016

vaginal distrophy

A crooked vagina. Also known as VD.

Damn. She had VD?
No that type. I'm ok. Vaginal Distrophy. It was a bit askew.

by Justin from Bama February 5, 2017

Vaginal Halitosis

The condition in which an unkempt vagina emits an unpleasant odor. Mainly caused by lack of good hygiene.

I can't believe I went down on her yesterday. Her pussy smelled like morning breath. She definitely has some Vaginal Halitosis going on.

by smugglescoke July 16, 2018

vaginalickery

Like cocksuckery but the opposite. You can use this word to signify things you don't give a shitlicker about.

Hey Jim, wanna go to the sports tournament tomorrow?

I ain't interested in that vaginalickery.

by discord: pingxv#0420 June 8, 2020

vaginablossom

Term referring to a man acting out like a woman ,bragging how he is all that and than some.

Omg just say something stop being a vaginablossom

by Tinyloks2 July 6, 2023