Twats

A term you call your "twitter" friends.

"I think I might be crazy, what do you think twats?" - (typed on twitter.)

by twitteradict1010 November 11, 2009

twat

the vagina

that chick has a fishy twat, she needs to clean dat shit out

by dadouf January 7, 2007

Twatting

Verb: To Twat

For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.

"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."

by OGGhett0 April 10, 2010

Twat

A twat is somebody who acts like a cunt (see cunt)

That adgh is a right twat

by His mum January 6, 2007

Twat

A boring or uninteresting tweet on Twitter.

marylalala - going to the mall
marylalala - buying pants
marylalala - getting in my car
marylalala - home again
(DM) billybob @fredbanana jesus christ whats with mary? those aren't tweets, they're twats.
marylalala - pants are too small back to the mall
(DM) fredbanana @billybob unfollow?
marylalala - forgot my receipt on kitchen counter

(DM) billybob @fredbanana i think we have to.

by blahblahblahblahhhhhhhh123456 July 8, 2009

twatted

a word used to describe the past act of sending a tweet.

Person A: Hey Jim have you sent a tweet out recently?

Jim: Yes, I twatted just last night.

by angry_joe September 22, 2009

twat

1. Person who twitters way too much.
2. The past tense of twittering.
3. Vagina.
4. Combination of 1 and 3.

1. Man last night you changed your twitter message like a thousand times, I dont really give a shit when you decided to flick on the TV you twat!
2. I twat ya last night, didn't you get it?
3. See that girls twat yo, it had teeth or some crazy shit!
4. Man you twitter too much, you really are a twat.

by lightxspeed April 19, 2009