greyhound tug

A discrete handjob performed on a Greyhound bus.

I was on the Seattle to Portland bus when I gave my neighbor a quick greyhound tug under his jacket.

by TugBoatSlim November 15, 2013

Binge Tug

Masturbating successfuly three or more times in rapid succession.

Herp: dude wtf was going on in your room last night?
Derp:sorry man I got on a binge tug last night and the last one took a little elbow grease.
Herp: stop thinking about Taiwan man she burgled you.

by nater6069 July 2, 2012

Tug Locker

A part of the short-term memory where images of attractive people you've recently seen or briefly met reside. This provides mental fuel for masturbation in the future.

Guy #1: Man, did you see that hottie that just asked me for a light?
Guy #2: One more for the Tug Locker.

by Cynicanadian August 29, 2012

Tug Joint

The normally seedy joint where a man heads to relieve his aching blue balls by a women, Sometimes a massage is given at first but then carried on to a oily Tug, i.e Hand Job.

Hey boys Im off to the Tug Joint now.

Or

Hey Matty, there’s a massage parlor down that road, Nah that’s a Tug Joint for sure, let head in!

by ozlad80 March 26, 2011

Cup and Tug

The art of "cup"ping an individuals buttock whilst simultaneously "tug"ging your member. Preferably whilst the individual in question is sleeping / passed out drunk.

Bill: Did you hear that Sarah got given the cup and tug by a random media owner last night? She was completely passed out drunk!

Chris: Yeah that was all kinds o' nasty!

by KingRatWeasel August 16, 2015

Turkey Tugging

v. the act of masturbation

Dude, quit turkey tugging and lets go.

by johnniewalker2284 April 29, 2009

dry tug

A violent hand job with no lube resulting in an Indian Burn for the male participant.

Squashy hooked up with another 18 year old last night and all he got was a dry tug.

by Sextopedia October 28, 2013