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Alberta fur trapper

A Canadian sex act where a male uses a wax pad to “skin” the pubes of a hairy female and uses it as a hat for role play or pleasure
Wow eh that mounty and I just did an Alberta fur trapper eh
by Justspreadinknowlage December 7, 2017
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Trooper/Cali

Cute, loves California, Sweet, Funny, Has Memory Loss, Awsome Style, Steals Words, Wants To Be A Warrior, Weak Sauce, Double Double, Loves Jersey Shore, Tik Tok, Likes Cheeta Print ..., Loves Suprises.
Trooper/Cali is Unrealll
by OC Cali Boy Surfer January 9, 2010
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Troll-Trapper

Jealous asshole who doesn't want you to succeed.
Teacher : I'm going to make sure you don't get into a good college.

Me : Go fuck yourself troll-trapper, I'll find my own damn college.
by Jay Bird 850 July 6, 2010
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Storm trooper

slang. Is a nickname for the new Dodge Charger police, state patrol, or state trooper car.
Dude, on the way back home, I got pulled over by a Storm trooper. I was freaked out. He just came out of nowhere.
by Julian Castro March 14, 2009
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mucus trooper

An inconsiderate bastard who insists on coming to work with a cold or flu, thus infecting the rest of the workforce
I wouldn't have got this cold if he wasn't such a mucus trooper
by mesh606 March 10, 2004
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Trooper Mike

A state trooper who was born and raised in Alma, Missouri. After attending Santa Fe High (go Chiefs!), he majored in criminal justice at Missouri State (class of '07). He often can be found patrolling the i-70 in his good ole' cruiser, sometimes with his police partner Jay Hammersmith. He is a Republican and Southern Baptist, and enjoys listening to country western music. When he is not in his hometown, he is skiing at Vail, Colorado, his favorite ski mountain. On his days off from patrol duty, he can be found hunting, or in the ole' armchair, catching reruns of Wild Roses, The Young and the Restless, As the World Turns, or one of his favorite movies, High Noon, and The Good the Bad and the Ugly. He also enjoys watching sports games on TV, and cheers for the Missouri State Bears, the Missouri Tigers, and the Kansas City Royals.

Recently, he has been featured in a heretofore unprecedented Facebook group, entitled the "Trooper Mike Appreciation Society". This state trooper has made quite the wave in the online community, and has gone from a humble hometown boy to a huge online celebrity. In short, he has gone from zero to sixty in 3.5.
person 1: "Hey, have you added Trooper Mike on facebook?"
person 2: "Of course! He's the bomb-diggity! Haven't you?"
person 1: *quickly adds Trooper Mike* ... "Duh! who hasn't?"
by the pseudonyms February 23, 2010
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story topper

A person who constantly feels obligated to follow a story you tell, with a worse one, making them sound like they've been through a much more terrible ordeal.
Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.
by Failz0rz December 15, 2008
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