Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Tea bagging in Paraffin Wax

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.

by Lee Saint Joe October 10, 2021

the treatment

When someone takes another persons property and rubs it in the area of their genitalia.

Dude... Adam just gave Evans work gloves the treatment. After that, Evan threw his gloves away...

by Flyby1000 November 5, 2008

Trementozzi

An Italian badass motherfucker. Cool, laid back, relaxed, caring, funny as shit, overall cool dude. Extremely easy to get along with. Tough as nails and trustworthy.

You see that guy, he's a Trementozzi for sure.

by Condor Raptor November 26, 2011

Nicole Treatment

When you hump a female from behind clothed without consent

"Oliver gave you the nicole treatment"

by adam chinese February 22, 2023

Laker Treatment

When the referees in basketball games give all the calls in one teams favor. Usually the Los Angeles Lakers.

Holy shit, you can't even touch Kobe without getting called for a foul, typical "Laker Treatment" shit by the reffs.

by MRod20 April 27, 2011

Ken Burns Treatment

The act of analyzing or describing an event or series of events in a way that takes much longer than the actual event itself.

"I wish Wendi would get over her break-up with Matt already!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

Aledo treatment

when a group of people start beating up a guy, and then one proceeds to shove his finger up the poor mans ass

Jack: Man Stan is being so annoying
Bill: I know right? We should give him the Aledo treatment
Jack: Dibs on my finger!!

by King fender October 24, 2011