toemass

Nickname for a queer person named Thomas. Used frequently to annoy and drive away annoying little Thomas'

<Toemass> CAPTAIN TOEMASS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!

by John5788 August 31, 2004

Toegasm

The heavenly feeling you get when you put on warm fuzzy sock on a freezing day or the relaxing sensation you get when you take off your sock in bed at the end of the day.

OMG! I just got a toegasm from my new warm fuzzy sock!

by puffpuffduff February 19, 2015

Toehawk

When a woman shaves her pubic hair, leaving only a symmetrical strip that runs from the top of the camel toe area often, but not always ending before the bellybutton.

"Did you use my beard trimmer to sculpt your toehawk again?"

by Doubl3Bubbl3r July 13, 2012

toedash

The state of being of a single sock when it disappears into the inter-dimensional nothingness between worlds.

"Gods pound it! My other sock has gone toedash!"

by vZwicky July 15, 2017

likkle toerag

A derogatory British insult made antique by more popular words; Used to describe one who is seen as worthless in Society (piss head)

Resh and Maz your both Likkle toerags

by Spaniard!! January 11, 2010

toejam

The art of inserting one's big toe into another's anus for pure pleasure.

"Did you toejam her last night?"
"Nah, bro. She didn't have any nail clippers at her house I could use first."

"I'm really into toejamming."
"Sweet, just let me take my sock off."

by Romeo's lover & the blonde one January 1, 2012

toenail

A guy that you think might be nice and have really good intentions that ends up being a fucking liar or an asshole. The toenail is ugly and smelly and not worth your time.
*see ingrown toenail

He said he would call but he didn't, what a toenail

by AMTcgy August 18, 2005