And then the fart thief said to me: "Your flatulence or your life!". It was the most frightening moments of my life! But certainly not the most smelly. I find that ironic.
by SMODNUK September 30, 2007
Get the fart thiefmug. This is one of the few aggressive sexual manuevers available to women. It occurs when the woman is riding the man like a bike. After she orgasms but before the man does, she gets off and attempts to break his boner in half, much like a bike thief attempting to break a lock. This causes the man a great deal of pain, as boners are not meant to be broken.
I got mine and this mother fucker slapped my ass too hard so I gave him the bike thief and broke his boner in half.
by Pedrocity May 24, 2011
Get the Bike Thiefmug. The guy who goes into your house while your socks are in the laundry and steals one of your socks out of the washing machine or the dryer. It's always one sock because he knows it drives you insane that there's ALWAYS one missing. Every. Time.
He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.
He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.
GOD DAMMIT THE SOCK THIEF STOLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOCKS!!! NOW THERE'S NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE!!! FUCK!!!!!
by angry white kid July 24, 2010
Get the sock thiefmug. \PIK-uhl theef\ -noun, plural pickle thieves. A derogatory term for a gay man.
Origin: 2009; Cuanta Vida by kytri, page 66
Synonyms: fag, queer, faggot, homogay, fag balls, cockfag, assfag, Fag-o-tron, FairyQueen.
Origin: 2009; Cuanta Vida by kytri, page 66
Synonyms: fag, queer, faggot, homogay, fag balls, cockfag, assfag, Fag-o-tron, FairyQueen.
by Murasaki Yugata October 15, 2009
Get the Pickle Thiefmug. by Playaz Inc. October 31, 2008
Get the tampon thiefmug. Sylvester Sneekly aka "The Hooded Claw" was a Panty theif, who pilfered panties from Penelope Pitstop.
by Brigadere General Franklin P. Pussycock III October 25, 2003
Get the panty thiefmug. by Jesus March 20, 2005
Get the Thief in the darkmug.