failure management

A company designed for managing the amount of failure in the world there is. Invented by Steven He in 2020.

Steven He: Do you know where the failure management is?
Me: No? Why?
Steven He: Because I want to tell them my son is a FAILURE!
Steven He's son: Dad I'm right here

by A very weird person January 05, 2023

heart failure

dead

Guy 1: My mom died because of heart failure
Guy 2: Lol

by goofy3535 April 26, 2023

Society Failure

f*ckin awesome band from PR ID. coincidentally happens to have really hot talented members.

Soci Fai Rocks \m/O.o\m/

by Sparky April 10, 2004

genitalia failure

The words spoken usually when a person is having problems with their genitalia, usually the swelling of someone's penis.

Guy 1: Man, my penis has felt swollen all day.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of genitalia failure!

by Paradocks January 24, 2008

failure to thrive

an actual medical term which is a politically correct? terminology for: wasting away -this is what old people and those with a terminal malady do.

john's gramma was suffering from failure to thrive

john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'

by michael foolsley December 24, 2009

consexual failure

when your best friend(s) invite you to their house with the promise of "getting some" and they fail repeatedly.


from "con" meaning to trick or deceive

"i was hanging out with my friends because they said they were going to hook me up but it was consexual failure."

by jonny456321 February 18, 2009

Urban Failure

A legendary failure that goes way back before the old cave man people call Jesus was born!

Thats an Urban Failure right there!
Your an urban failure!
No you are!

by Im Jesus bitch! Bow down to me July 12, 2009