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Thunderfuck

Pronunciation: thuhn-der-fuhk
Function: Verb

To publicly chastise someone without regard to social convention or political correctness
I will thunderfuck your ass right out of this grocery store, you retarded, douche bag, ass clown.
by shacknerz July 6, 2008
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Thundercock

Someone with an enormous membrane. This membrane must be so big, that it causes problems to its partner.
Someone black has a thundercock, by stereotype.
by sexytymeforlife March 12, 2009
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thunderfuck

when you fart in a chick's mouth during sexual intercourse.
That ho' sucked, so I gave her a thunderfuck!
by Robby C. May 18, 2006
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thunderchicken

one who constantly complains about everything, and tries to find the worst possible outcome of every situation
i.e...
William is such a thunderchicken
by John Stamos August 8, 2003
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Thunderfuck

A strain of Marijuana made in the U.S. through experimentation. About a year and a half old. Really fucking expensive though, but great weed and a big hit in the states.
Yo man, I want to get high tonight but have no fucking money, let's go break into Jerry's house and steal some thunderfuck man.
by invisible157 July 5, 2009
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alaskan thunderfuck

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.
Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.
by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006
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Thundercunt

An overweight pretentious friend-whore who thinks her shit doesn't stink and that everyone is below her, despite higher IQs, better test scores, and overall better personalities. Not to mention, this is the kind of individual who ruins a perfect GPA with an entry level class, and pretends it's everyone's fault but her own. She has no regard for friends feelings and feigns interest in the lives of her friends. She's a sociopath.
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): Did you hear about Brianna Fisher?
Brad Pitt (as self): No, what about her?
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): She's a raging thundercunt! Even more-so than myself! That's quite the accomplishment, considering I'm flaming vagina.
Brad Pitt (as self): OH MY GOSH! I better not have sex with that bitch!
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