Thumping

Taking your hard cock and smacking your woman (or man if you're a pole smoker) on the forehead.

I was thumping my woman last night before I fucked her good.

by Sandy Dinger September 22, 2006

Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010

tumino

Fat Gay Fuck from strongsville high school!! Often seen munching on kids food in the cafeteria or trying to fit in but looking like a fucking pervert. Walks like a penguin if a penguin walked on land. Sounds like a guy you'd hear on the gay Bachelor. If you see him, find shelter immediately, as he will block the sun.

"Tumino is coming, hide your food!!"

by NotCanonico10 November 6, 2017

Trump Thumping

The act of blindly and mindlessly beating the drum for presidential candidate and noted blowhard Donald Trump.

He spent all night trump thumping instead of quietly enjoying the modern art exhibit we were attending.

by Hoju ju April 23, 2016

tub thumpin

Engaging in sexual activity (usually intercourse) while under water . . . most commonly in a hot tub or bath tub but can refer to pools, lakes, ponds etc..

Joe and I went for a skinny dip at the cottage and it was such a turn on we ended up tub thumpin'.

by PHAT Betty November 28, 2007

Thumbing the dungeon

To insert ones thumb in their anus. Not restricted to certain activites. Can happen just because.

Carl told us last night he was thumbing the dungeon while he watched a recorded episode of "The View"

by FearTehSpork May 11, 2010

Thumbnailed

That feeling in your stomach that you get after looking at a hot girl's thumbnail on Facebook, clicking on it, and realizing that she's ugly as shit.

Person 1: Bro, she looks so hot. Click on her picture.
Person 2: LOL ALRIGHT
Person 1: DAMN, This computer is super slow.

Person 2: SHUT UP DOOD LOL
Person 1: AHHH WTF SHE'S UGLY AS SHIT
Person 2: HAHAHA HOW DOES YOUR ASS FEEL? YOU JUST GOT THUMBNAILED.

by Godlinessicity July 6, 2011