Speech from the Throne

Talking on the phone while taking a shit

Dude, Im pretty sure she gave you a speech from the throne

by andorejunior July 14, 2010

Game of Thrones Season 8

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo

Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"

by trev the terror June 9, 2019

Game of thrones season 8

The season of game of thrones that is supposed to release next spring but will probably be delayed for another few years and will probably actually release after we're all dead

Fan 1: game of thrones season 8 is coming out in April
Fan 2: bullshit it sure as fuck won't release in our lifetime

by Yo Papi October 17, 2018

A bad game of breaking thrones

when you binge watch Game of thrones and breaking bad alternatively

Lets do a bad game of breaking thrones this weekend!

by naga flow November 13, 2018

King's Throne

A toilet seat that is warm to the touch when you sit on it. It's as if you are the King and it was pre-warmed for you.

I went to crap at work the other day and came across a King's Throne, yuck!

by Brettuss March 14, 2013

Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank

I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!

by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020

dingle throne

A pompous idiot who thinks his shit don’t stink but really his ass is a nesting spot for a king sized dingle berry.

“Look at that POS I bet he has a dingle throne in his pants.”

by Hmmmmhuhwhat? May 9, 2022