Thinking Positive

To hope someone tests positive

Alex: Hope said to think positive because she was thinking positive
Also Alex: I hope Charles tests positive for Covid

by APersonWhoHatesCharles July 26, 2020

Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying June 12, 2012

Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

by cul3pr April 2, 2019

Critical thinking

Something Dogecoiners naturally and precociously lack.

Person 1: I am planning on investing all my life savings on a meme coin that is centralized, has no solid stable backing, is non turing complete, techless, unoriginal, forked from an existing project, energy consuming but is a funny meme instead of actually original, innovative and efficient cryptocurrencies.

Person 2: The things you described don't sound good... Try to engage your critical thinking for once.

Person 1: Of course not you silly... I am a Dogecoiner!

by ThomasAAnderson June 21, 2021

Thinking Party

A type of party in which many people come together and basically...think. It was created in 2007 during a TOK (Theory of Knowledge) Class, by Brad and Yogesh, when there was a misunderstanding of lip reading, which actually was supposed to say "Thinking Putty."

Hey dude, lets hold a huge THINKING PARTY, it will be sooo fun just thinking!!!!!!!

by Yogesh September 16, 2007

Thinking

Pissing

Just thinking bout children.

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. September 27, 2021

critical thinking

The act of blindly agreeing with anything told to you by a college professor or other "intellectual". Special care must always be taken to avoid validating critical thinking with erroneous details such as empirical facts; hear-say and conspiracy theories are always far more useful. See also "group think".

Susan was shunned by her classmates, and later flogged, for questioning the critical thinking of Michael Moore.

by Colin the Damaja May 26, 2004