Notorious Wombat

A benevolent nocturnal mammal that likes to be pleasured.

A renowned daydreamer

King of the bludgers

Caring young soul with a big heart.

Likes to ogle hot arses.

Loves to play hide and seek in tight warm holes.

Hey, that's "Notorious Wombat" to you. Now walk away so I can look at your arse.

by CougarTL August 08, 2009

Wombat Killing

A term that means to smoke weed, but disguised so people dont know what your talkin bout.

Yo, you wanna go Wombat killing with me?

You wanna kill some wombats later bro?

by Wafson November 04, 2010

Wombat

A baby sasquatch. A male too young to have developed the bankroll and social status required for him to behave like a sasquatch. They are easily identifiable by extreme flightiness and hatred of all things "cool". Best described as a yuppie minus the social skills, or an emo minus the fashion sense. A fairly recent phenomenon is wombats who dress like wiggers and/or skaters. These fellows are extremely confusing because they speak properly and don't listen to rap. Commonly, wombats are devout christians, and, less commonly, white supremecists.

"I heard that the war in Iraq is going to end soon, because they're running out of wombats."

"These new bands like 'Marianas Trench' are total wombats."

by Joey Tribbliani September 12, 2007

Chinese wombat

there is not such thing, or is there?

S:chinese wombat...yehh umm...WAIT! is it a furball?
M: NO! its a BEBE!

by who_shall_not_be_nimed June 08, 2009

Killing Wombats

The codename for smoking dope, so that your when your parents hear it or see the text, it is cleverly disguised. Also can be used to keep mooches away from smoking dope with you. Can be used as wombat killing or murdering wombats.

1. Person 1: Yo son wanna go killing wombats later?

Person 2: Lets burn those wombats niggie

2. Person 1: I think im gonna kill some wombats later today

Mooch Tommy: Damnit. Iwanted to smoke your dope later.

by wermey jilson January 15, 2011

Wombat Combat

The act of degrading a female during intercourse. Most common is when your boys run in high fiving you, and you continue to high five while continually pile driving said female. Other methods include screaming bizzare phrases such as "This is Sparta!", power bombing her, or really any type of shenanigans. Bonus points if you finish, and she doesnt call the police.

1) I hooked up with Carla Jean last night. As I was giving it to her, my buddy Enrique ran into the room, High Fiving me, and screaming our unit slogan. Of course I kept going.I engaged in "Wombat Combat"

by Blue_Water November 14, 2011

Waxing the Wombat

Applying wax to your pet wombat so that it will have cool hair like Fonzie.

I was waxing the wombat the other day, but it bit me in the testicle before I could finish.

by THErealFROGMAN October 12, 2010