Wizard Crystals

Dried semen found on clothing, bedding, etc.
Aww crap, I've got some wizard crystals on my sheet.
by ShawnTheRoaster February 25, 2011
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Rice Wizard

Refers to a person of East and Southeast Asian (China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, etc...) and Pacific Islander (Philippines) decent.

After millenia of cultivating and eating rice, many of the Asian nations have perfected farming and cooking techniques of their staple crop. The pervasive nature of rice in these cultures has lead to it being a ubiquitous (and often derogatory: "Ricer," "Rice Eater," Rise Boy") identifier of these cultures for people of non-Asian decent.

"Rice Wizard" carries a positive connotation compared to many of the terms that include "rice." Rice Wizards choose to acknowledge this cultural trait, and embrace it. Rice in these cultures is not just part of everyday life as food, but is required for many customs and celebrations. Rice Wizards are proud of their Asian heritage and live their lives knowing they have roots in some of the oldest cultures in the world.

And no, Rice Wizards cannot throw fireballs (even though that would be rad as fuck).
- Hey, Tan. What are you: Korean, Chinese, Filipino?

- I'm half-White/half-Filipino, but I'm 100% Rice Wizard.
by perkdet March 22, 2011
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Tree Wizard

A fake spiritualist man who regurgitates ancient information in order to sound like a prophet. Uses spirituality as manipulation techniques to gain followers or sexual interest.
That guy was a total tree wizard, he offered me reiki and told me we were soulmates who needed to fuk to awaken me.
by Seadragon00 January 12, 2021
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Negative wizard

Someone who purposely spreads a bad vibe/ negativity.
Wow, I can't stand to be around her - she drains the life out of anything fun. She is such a negative wizard.
by dreamsunwind October 12, 2009
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sand wizard

noun; a person of Middle Eastern descent, due to the various desert regions there as well as the garments worn which may resemble that of a wizard. Used in a less derogatory form.
Yeah Ali may be a sand wizard, but his dad hooks it up at their gas station.
by circuitsandpens March 22, 2011
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Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end
"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"
by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004
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Bacon Wizard

A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance
"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard
by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014
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