Because she had felt of his body in full cry, and therefore appreciated the ampleness of his...credentials, Elizabeth had harboured a certainty she would not be taken unawares when she saw them. Yet, she could not help but stare (by reason of its tumescence, his torch of love just so happened to be trained directly upon her and it was difficult to disregard). {Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll}
by parkanian July 20, 2008
Get the torch of lovemug. The day after a night of excessive drinking, Where you shit so many times that you feel like your ass whole has a torch lit on it.
by Omaster25 March 8, 2015
Get the Torch assmug. A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 November 2, 2020
Get the torched my shortsmug. Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u
by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025
Get the Mexican Fire Torchmug. I burnt my mustache on the stove lighting my tin foil because Matt tried to fix my working tweaky torch
by Metthew February 4, 2021
Get the Tweaky torchmug. Gary: Man that rap battle was fire!
Steve: I know right, that was so lit
Bob: It was even better than that, it was torched
Steve: I know right, that was so lit
Bob: It was even better than that, it was torched
by Yoyoyogreensaliva November 5, 2017
Get the Torchedmug. 