clam shield

to interfere with a woman trying to pick up a guy.

When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

blame shield

A contractor, employee or provider who is engaged by a party simply so that party can point at them at a later juncture should anything go wrong. Often performed by large corporations or government bodies where the permanent staff need to pass the buck in order to retain their comfy positions.

We had KPMG come in and perform analysis on our project. They said all the right things, and we knew they would, but we were just investing in a blame shield should things go south down the track.

by ShaneDowe April 25, 2019

Shield-Broner

Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.

A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!

by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017

Texting Shield

When a student uses another student as a sheild to block a teachers vision allowing them to text in class

Hey move over in front of me so i can use you as a Texting Shield

by ThyGinger November 12, 2010

Charity Shield

When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.

Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?

Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!

Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."

by blacktrojan3921 December 19, 2018

Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.

Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.

by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015

{Ball-shield}

Noun: good friend or acquaintance who deliberately blocks all incoming balls, in gym class.

My best friend Kelsey pushed some girl in view of the ball so I would not get hit. Her big forehead made as a good {ball-shield}.

by Audrey B. April 29, 2008