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Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
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Ryan Merchant

A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.
That salesman is a real Ryan Merchant scamming those people out of some good earned money.
by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019
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Dream Merchant

A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.
BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.
by Execaters May 29, 2018
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Benefit merchant

A person who encourages an idea or plan for their own personal convenience
Person 1: Lets go to that pub down the road

Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
by pobwell cobblepot February 22, 2011
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Herb merchant

(Noun) one who vends herbs, especially cannabis
"My herb merchant hooked me up"
by Maryjaaane September 14, 2014
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Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.
"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"
by dirgistan May 14, 2015
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nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.
by Panzervarg May 18, 2010
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