A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
Get the Queef merchantmug. A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.
by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019
Get the Ryan Merchantmug. A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.
BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.
by Execaters May 29, 2018
Get the Dream Merchantmug. Person 1: Lets go to that pub down the road
Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
by pobwell cobblepot February 22, 2011
Get the Benefit merchantmug. by Maryjaaane September 14, 2014
Get the Herb merchantmug. The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.
by dirgistan May 14, 2015
Get the Merchant Firewallmug. can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or
2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or
2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
by Panzervarg May 18, 2010
Get the nut merchantmug.