Fall Classic

1) The act of taking a dump in a neighbor's jack-o-lantern on Halloween.

2) The ultimate shenanigan to pull on All Hallow's Eve. (ie. The "Fall Classic" being referred to The World Series of Major League Baseball)

1) Guy 1: Hey man. how was trick or treating?

Guy 2: Dude, it was EPIC! I pulled a Fall Classic on my grumpy neighbor

Guy 1: Niceee

2) Guy 1: That was legend! I can't believe you pulled off The Fall Classic.

by P Weezy October 06, 2010

fall on the grenade

being the "wingman"

...But she's tugging an anchor
A junior investment banker
Who's talkin' about herself and not much more
So buy her a beer
It's the reason you're here
Mighty WINGMAN
You're taking one for the team
So you're buddy can live the dream
WINGMAN!!!!

by uknowhoim August 07, 2003

Niagra Falls

Niagara Falls is not spelled like this retards.

It's spelled N-I-A-G-A-R-A

Retarded Tourist: yes, I want to visit Niagra Falls, but I have to finish smoking my crack pipe first.

Me: Fuckin crack baby......

by Dr Funky July 05, 2006

falling to the communists

1. euphemism for menstruation
2. synonym for riding the cotton pony, a visit from Aunt Flow, and checking into the Red Roof Inn.

"I need to buy some more Tampax because I'm falling to the communists this week."

by secret trust October 07, 2003

fall on the grenade

a gent & his mates go to a mixed bar. A group of ladies flirt with them, but unfortunately one of the ladies is VERY ugly (for example, see whalefuck or sealfuck). She is "the grenade". Now, the chicks likely have a deal amongst themselves, if one isn't getting fucked, then they are all abstaining. It is the duty of one of the gents to "fall on the grenade" , that is, to fuck this dog of a coyote ugly chick

One Saturday night I fell on the grenade for my buddies and it turned out to be the hottest fuck I'd ever had. But I didn't want to ever be seen with her again.

by Jake January 21, 2004

Shadows fall

A kickass band with great music and instrumentals, and awesome lyrics.

Great album- Shadows Fall--The Art of Balance

by Metallica Owns You November 09, 2003

Cannon Falls

A small town in MN where they raise whores with a wide variety of names such as Ashley, Shelby, Courtney, or Brandon. A town full of STD's. And a place where it is okay to date family members.

"Man did you see that chic from Cannon Falls with that nice ass?"

"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"

by CannonFallsPride February 21, 2009