thanksgiving diet

a miracle cure to the weight you gain from gorging yourself on ridiculous amounts of food. all you do is drink the grease from the pans, drink the leftover gravy, and then go to taco bell and eat burritoes all day. the next day, all of your thanksgiving weight will be in the toilet. amazing!!!!

after using the thanksgiving diet, even on days other than thanksgiving, i lost 484307 pounds!!!! whooooo!!!!

by arch king 89 November 26, 2005

rock diet

Where a substantial amount of weight is lost due to the appetite being suppressed when smoking rock (methamphetamine).

"Spent $2k on rock last week and lost 8kg. Haha can't remember the last time I ate or slept either. Rock diet for life!"

by Midnight Tweaker February 20, 2006

Weekend Diet

It starts on Friday when you have a take-away then just keep eating crappy foods all weekend, but then start eating healthily on Monday

Friday

Charlie: 'Dude wanna get a Mcdonalds afterwork?'

Bethany: 'Yeah my weekend diet starts at 6 o clock'

Saturday

Bethany: 'I can't be bothered making a meal, ring up dominoes'

Sunday

Bethany: 'Whats one more take-away gonna do?'

Monday

Bethany: 'I'm starting my atkins today, never having a weekend diet again'

by wiggy192 April 15, 2011

Diet Coke

A drink that fat people drink to fell better about themselves.

Ummmmm, and a DIET coke please

by WordsByRob May 19, 2007

seaweed diet

To smoke copious amounts of marijuana for an extended period of time.

Dude, I'm on the seaweed diet. I see weed and smoke it!

by captain stu July 21, 2010

Fatkin's Diet

Nickname for the Atkin's diet, a diet based upon eating large amounts of meat and disgusting fat, but not being able to eat rice or bread. People who are on this diet are probably going to die of heart failure later in their lives.

Linda: I'm such a pig- I had a piece of bread yesterday. That's it no more carbs...let's go eat a pound of bacon now.
Jesse: Dude, Fatkin's sucks.

by Vick February 11, 2005

Diet Coke

A white powder containing no more than 70% cocaine (benzoylmethylecgonine), with the remaining percent consisting of a non-drug powder such as flour or sugar. This is usually done in order to increase the number of sales you can make while having to purchase less from your supplier. What can occur is that the product keeps getting cut by each dealer that buys it until there is literally no cocaine left in the product.

Example 1: "I'm in deep shit, turns out I bought a pound o' diet coke. I jus gotta hope no-one notices they're snortin' air."

Example 2: "I want to quit cocaine, so I've been buying worse and worse diet coke 'til my body accepts it's just gonna be snortin' flour"

by FriendOfAGinger October 26, 2010